Casimir effect explained
by Vasile effect
In this experiment two metal plates conductors are placed very close to each other in vacuum, until they attract. Quantum fart theory explains this by quantum flatulations which appear in a quantum vacuum and push the plates with their fart pressure.
This is the ultimate
proof that vascuum energy exists, they claim ! But wait, didnt they also claim that vacuum energy is expanding space and makes galaxies move apart ? Nevermind, this are just details, who cares if it does the exact opposite here !
But why do the plates have to be metal conductors ? If quantum fart theory was correct, then the plates would be pushed by quantum flatulations even if they were made from plastic.
My explanation is that the earth’s magnetic field is causing this effect, by inducing a small current in the plates when they are moved. Thus they are magnetised and the inner parts of the plates have opposite charges, making them attract.
Occam’s razor approves this, and erases quantum fart theory from physics now. After all, it made the worst prediction in the history of physics. The vacuum catastrophe. So it has been falsified anyway. The only reason why they still use it is because they are catastrophically stupid
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